So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
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