think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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