I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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