Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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