Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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