Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
He passed out mid-signature
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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