Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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