just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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