I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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