why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
smell my finger.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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