If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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