Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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