Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
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