yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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