She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
she looked like the before picture.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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