Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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