I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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