Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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