you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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