my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Do you have feelings for this penis?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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