As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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