I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Randomize
