similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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