Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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