therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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