Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
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