Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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