gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize