How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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