how can u be prego again
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
