There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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