what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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