Your dad touched me again.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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