it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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