I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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