He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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