So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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