did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Green mimosas i think yes
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
