You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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