Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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