he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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