Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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