i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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