On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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