she was so not down for the gang bang
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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