she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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