thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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