And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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