is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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