seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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