I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
What drink are we having for lunch?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Randomize
