If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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