this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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