and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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