it was like his penis was on wheels.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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