Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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