Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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