I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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