So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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